‘Exceptionally cross, I would imagine’
‘We’ve invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven’t’
‘I was once rather a big fan of crypto’
‘It’s a concept vehicle’
‘God didn’t pardon His Son’
‘You can’t have too much of what you don’t really need’
‘What I want is a low tax high tariff economy’
‘Thank God we’re insured’
‘The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that’s working to switch it off’
Nuclear threat spoils Advent
‘He’s refusing to pay the inflationary bits’
‘I thought the snow would never start’
‘You don’t have to lack expertise and experience to work here but it helps’
‘No smoking pill’
‘Y formerly department of government efficiency’
‘I thought we were going to contest the result?’
‘Are you quite sure you don’t owe me any rent?’
‘The polling station closed just as I was about to make my mind up’
Jack-o’-lantern’s final resting place: the composter
‘He’s left everything to the cat’s tax lawyer’
